Stories of a Moron

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Blah blah blah

Continuing the series on horribly defined words we find ourselves in third category of love. Yeah!!!

The third type of love would have to be that between two acquaintances, friends you might say. We will call this F2 for sake of not ever having to spell acquaintances again.

To define F2 it is easier to say who they are. F2's are the people that lived on your dorm hall that you would say hi to in passing and maybe play video games with later that evening. These people are your friends. One analogy would be to say that they are your "facebook" or "myspace" type friends where you might have found out more about them from a social networking sight than you ever did in any brief conversation. They are proxy people you hang out with and you love them as F2's.

F2 is different than F1 because you have a more personal connection with the person, more than people you don't know at all that is. If an F2 were to leave and you would never see them again you would probably say by and not think twice about it. There will be many other F2's in your life so you're not real worried about this one leaving.

The type of love you feel for F2's is (is this sounding like a chinese horoscope?) is a friendly knowledge and relationship. Some people might call this "Muv" or manly love. You usually don't share much with them and visa versa. You always hope for the best for these people but aren't going out of your way to make sure they reach their dreams.

The opposite emotion to F2 love is also best described by the person it deals with. You know that douche who ganked your parking spot, acts like a jerk, name is Brad Be11amy, cut in the dryer line at the laundry mat, drives a golf cart around campus, or says mean things about your truck? That dislike for that person is the opposite of the love for the F2.

Ohhh only about two more crappy posts to go. Someone should tell Brad to slow down on the desert.

Paul "I like you as an F2" Murphy

1 Comments:

  • I love how you inserted the 1's instead of l's so you didn't get owned again by a vanity search.

    Good thinking, since I'd expect that the person in questions performs vanity searches on a fairly regular basis.

    By Blogger Luke Dockery, at 10/29/2007 9:54 PM  

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