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Today I made some real steps toward achievement. Now if you read that sentence critically I've said nothing at all. What steps? What achievement?? Anyways, Philip and I were hitting golfballs in the back yard. As is customary in the Murphy house it was a competition. "Who could hit the middle coconut tree first." No that really is what we were going for. Philip started and his first shot missed by the regular 15 ft. My first shot hit the tree square from 70 yards out (that would be 210 feet or 2520 inches for anyone in class). My day of golf greatness continued when I hit a birdy. Thats right, just like Randy Johnson (for video click here). Luckily my bird flew away, sorta. Some rabid dog will probably get to it tonight. I couldn't catch it to "club" it out of its missery before it flew off (9 Iron by the way).
Aight I'm done

Paul "B.A., Byron chanelling, Bird Hater" Murphy

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