Most people don't know...

I have been living a bit of a lie. I guess it all started in the spring of 2005. It was then that I met my good friend and compadre' Jermey Stoneburner, or more popularly know just as "Stoner." Now technically I had met him about a year earlier but we never talked. It was in the spring of '05 that Stoner, Thomas, Travis, Will and I piled into Thomas' sweet Jeep Cherokee and headed West. It was then that I realized that Stoner and I were like two peas in a pod. In fact we were two peas in the back of a SUV sitting next to Will, who was pretty ripe by the end of the week in the desert with no showers. It was then that Stoner and I felt the bond between us. Stoner, Thomas and I were roomates the next year, and a fantastic year it was. Now Stoner isn't from Arkansas or even the south, he's from Ohio, Ravenna to be precise. Furthermore he was adamantly opposed to anything Michigan, which I've also found myself doing lately. But best of all, it was during that year that Stoner converted me into an Ohio State Buckeye fan. Together we jeered Dr. Schramm, a stirct Michigan football fan. Together we schoffed at any metion Texas football. The "Michigan hand mitt" and Texas "finger hook 'em horns" were mocked in our house and turned into obscene gestures. It was a year to remember. So today(night) if the South Carolina Gamecocks loose to Auburn it won't really matter, because Jeremy Stoneburner, Troy Smith and I will have a great game later on.

Paul "the wagon jumper" Murphy

Michigan- where everyone seems to live next to Detroit and listens to Em Enim

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