Stories of a Moron

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Land, Ladies, and Lice

Well things are once again running smoothly. Shaun and I continued our tuesday night "go do something" night. Previously we'd invited Steven and Dean. But we didn't have Steven's phone number last night so he didn't join us. And Dean had a chemistry test courtesy of Jaime so he couldn't join us either. We still had fun eating pizza and watching "Kiss the Girls," a great Morgan Freeman movie. Better yet it was only $1.50.

Right now the church is hoping that some land is being opened up for our use. This is only one of the highly anticipated projects that is being opened up. Our hope is we can start leasing that land and build a building of our own. Currently we're renting property for some outrageous amount to use it only on Sunday morning. Our other project is a bus. Currently we have two "busses." One stays broken and the other breaks every other week, literally. A generous church member from Austin (?) has donated a nice van for us to use. Our problem is shipping it over. It is much cheaper to ship it from LA than Houston. Furthermore the church doesn't really have the funds to ship it from either place. So we're starting to look for a way. Bottom line, two projects, both require funding, funding God has not yet given us. This doesn't mean I'm asking for money, I'm not. I'll take prayers though.

Morty (the truck) is looking like a beast with his new tires. Furthermore they are some serious off-road tires. We drove through a river yesterday to get home. It handled fine. But I'm hoping for another byproduct of the tires than off-road handling. Back in the southern states it seemed the bigger truck you had the more ladies you got. To this day Tom Greenway swears that the only reason Rachael White, a girl with great personality, went out with another dude because the other dude had a bigger truck. Well I'm the one with a big truck now. So where are the ladies? Aaron Hasten asked me if there were any babes on the island. I'm sure there are, they're just like parking spaces at Wal-Mart. All of the good ones are taken and the rest are just way out there.

So apparently there has been a little problem with lice at the school. Now in self-contained classrooms its my job to watch over the health and safety of all of my students, including the whole lice issue. At yesterdays teachers meeting I was informed on lice detection and prevention. Apparently because there is no real winter the lice never get killed off so there's a threat all year. Apparently its my job to sift through students hair "monkey style" to see if they have lice. Not cool. I don't even like sifting through my own hair in the morning to get tangles out. As one of my coworkers put it, "it'll be pretty louse"y"" (Confusing to read) It'll be an experience, probably a bad experience.

Paul, the knitt picker, Murphy

The University of Hawaii should start its own confrence, the SUK 5
Where's Frisco TX?

2 Comments:

  • Maybe we should find you a nice, hot girl and send her along with the rocket engines. It's almost midterms here so I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find some freshman girl who'd rather move to AmSam than face her parents when her grades come back and they realize she spent more time trying to pledge a club than she did studying.

    By Blogger MSS, at 9/28/2006 12:25 PM  

  • Have you found a rocket solution yet?

    If worst come to worst, there's always alka seltzer and coke, right?

    By Blogger Josh M, at 9/28/2006 1:34 PM  

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