Bad Advice

So I've been a little bored the past few days. Frankly there's not a whole lot of fun in searching for and applying for jobs. I do however have my first interview on Thursday. But being bored I've been blog surfing.

I've found that there's a ton of advice for married people out there. I read Trey Morgan's blog occasionally and it seems that he has a lot of posts about marriage. Usually he'll tell a good story about some idiot, sometimes himself, then goes and makes a point. I don't stay for the point, but the stories are good. I've found there are a lot of blogs where people talk about marriage, but not a whole lot about dating. So I decided to compile the Paul Murphy tips for dating. These have GOT to be golden.

1. Jackass is not an appropriate date movie
2. When calling for a Friday date, don't call on Thursday... or Friday
3. When a girl invites you to dinner on Thursday don't forget about it and go play Ultimate Frisbee... Twice
4. When asking a girl out, hand written notes on a napkin work best. You'll need about 30 just in case she keeps throwing them away.
5. Stuffing anonymous notes in her locker after school is just creepy
6. When she says "ok, call me" Don't read "She doesn't want me to call her" because then she won't talk to you anymore when you see her a month later
7. Bring an extra blanket, just in case it gets cold

Ok that's it for now

Paul "Sage" Murphy