Stories of a Moron

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Contest

I want all my many diverse readers to come up with a good idea for a tatoo. Keep in mind the traditional method hurts a whole hecavu lot more.

My best ideas are
"Airsupply Rules"
Doug Flutie
Jesus Fish

Paul "Hepatitis A" Murphy

posted by Paul Murphy at 6:32 PM

14 Comments:

  • Here in Hawaii is is customary to let the tattoo artist choose the design of the tattoo. Basically you are supposed to chat with the artist ahead of time and then he decides for you. Makes the whole decision, if not the actual tattoo, much less painful.

    By Blogger David Reed, at 2/14/2007 6:54 PM  

  • You should get a tattoo of one of those sea-worms (pollolo??). It'd look like a retarded stick, but there would always be a story.

    By Blogger Josh M, at 2/14/2007 8:18 PM  

  • All I can say is this:

    Talking away
    I don't know what I'm to say
    I'll say it anyway
    today's another day to find you
    Shying away
    I'll be coming for you love O.K.

    By Blogger DK, at 2/14/2007 9:44 PM  

  • you need a "have a nice day" smiley face on your chest. I think that would look sum up the whole of your being.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/14/2007 10:47 PM  

  • In last place is cousin David, traditionally they start around your calf and move up to your chest hitting every spot in between. Tradition is bad. My taint should not have ink on it. If I could get the numbers on the phone# to change along with the actual # It'd be the frontrunner.

    By Blogger Paul Murphy, at 2/15/2007 12:08 PM  

  • Tough Palagis from NZ would probably be getting a traditional "panel" type tattoo from one shoulder blade to the other. But then again Kiwis eat pain like they do toast for breakfast.

    SC softies would probably get the ford emblem on their butt!

    I do not think you would be man enough for the same thing as the NZer is getting but probably an arm or leg band may suffice.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/15/2007 4:35 PM  

  • So are you taking suggestion on where to put your theoretical tattoo? If you had your head shaved and put one right on top it would be kinda cute (and easy to cover if you don't like it - assuming that the tattoo ink didn't kill all your hair follicles.)

    By Blogger renee, at 2/15/2007 4:44 PM  

  • Apparently I can't post a pic on a comment. So you'll just have to copy and paste if you want to see the pic.

    Option 1. Your idol. http://bp3.blogger.com/_2CF6OmsWKCI/RdUCCbBXntI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/x2FzF7c4L2M/s1600-h/tatoo2.bmp">

    Option 2. A tribute to dear old mom. http://bp0.blogger.com/_2CF6OmsWKCI/RdUCCrBXnuI/AAAAAAAAAEY/kGU9o3WUW2U/s1600-h/heart.bmp

    Option 3. A person you want to emulate. http://bp0.blogger.com/_2CF6OmsWKCI/RdUCCrBXnvI/AAAAAAAAAEg/FK2lzTXc3UE/s1600-h/tattoo2.bmp

    Option 4. Your favorite hobby/obsession. http://bp1.blogger.com/_2CF6OmsWKCI/RdUCC7BXnwI/AAAAAAAAAEo/femJ5q5Fjh0/s1600-h/tattoo.bmp

    Option 5. Why can't Kiwis take their girlfriends to rugby games? A. Because they eat all the grass.

    OK, clearly Option 5 is the best.

    By Blogger Philip, at 2/15/2007 5:07 PM  

  • if only Philip's links would work...

    By Blogger Josh M, at 2/15/2007 8:06 PM  

  • FYI

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/topic/story.cfm?c_id=515&objectid=10413377

    http://subs.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10413489

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/15/2007 8:36 PM  

  • For the old school video gamer

    For the truely commited

    By Blogger David Reed, at 2/15/2007 9:33 PM  

  • Your search has ended:

    "I'm sorry. Sunday is the Lord's day."

    By Blogger Luke Dockery, at 2/15/2007 9:43 PM  

  • Dear Philip,
    Take lessons from David, he apparently knows something about liinks.

    By Blogger Paul Murphy, at 2/16/2007 12:25 AM  

  • I'm gonna second Luke's idea.

    By Blogger MSS, at 2/16/2007 8:39 AM  

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